Sentence of the Day- Wardrobe Malfunction

While on a walk this afternoon, a gentleman walked past us. His pants were way below his waist, being held up by a loose fitting belt practically around his knees.

Katy exclaims (at a volume loud enough for the man to hear her), "Oh no! That man pants is falling down!"

I responded, "Yes, Honey, they kind of are but that's the style."

Horrified, Katy proclaims, "But, Mommy- what if they fall down & we see his tushy?!"